1. "I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." - Groucho Marx
2. "Here lies my wife: here let her lie ! "
3. She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age. - Oscar Levant (about Zsa Zsa Gabor)
4. Joan always cries a lot. Her tear ducts must be close to her bladder. - Bette Davis (about Joan Crawford)
5. It's a new low for actresses when you have to wonder what's between her ears instead of her legs. - Katherine Hepburn (about Sharon Stone)
6. She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.- Julie Andrews (about columnist Joyce Haber)
7. Monica Lewinsky has agreed to host a new Fox reality show called Mr. Personality. Lewinsky says this way, when people ask her the most degrading thing she's ever done, she'll have a new answer. Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live
8. "His album was called 'Bad' because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for 'Pathetic'." The Artist Formerly Known As Prince having a go at Michael Jackson.
9. Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump (to Larry King)
10. If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.- Lady Astor (to Winston Churchill) If you were my wife, I'd drink it.- Winston Churchill, in reply
ps:I just love Churchill's wit!
This article is a continuation of 10 Smart Insults from Famous People
2 comments:
haha churchill does have good witt!!
Besse Bradock MP: "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill: "Indeed, Madam, and you are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober."
God he was good.
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