The Truth behind 10 User Photos you find on Myspace or Facebook

Photo Type: Guy with beard on couch

What They Want You to Think: Sit on couch a lot, has a beard

The Truth: Sit on couch a lot, has a beard

Photo Type: Close up of Breast
What They Want You to Think: Sexy and Naughty
The Truth: Fat

Photo Type: Dark and Brooding
What They Want You to Think: Doesn't Care
The Truth: Dangerous, possibly a pirate
Photo Type: Disney Cartoon Character
What They Want You to Think: Cute, Playful
The Truth: Immature

Photo Type: Face at awkward downward angle
What They Want You to Think: Eccentric, Possibly supermodel
The Truth: Unattractive, this is the only good picture ever taken

Photo Type: Blurry
What They Want You to Think: Artistic
The Truth: Has acne or moustache
Photo Type: Anime
What They Want You to Think: Eccentric, maybe Japanese
The Truth: Computer programmer
Photo Type: Holding so sort of alcoholic beverage
What They Want You to Think: Fun, laid back
The Truth: There has never been a photo where they weren't holding a bottle
Photo Type: Very closely cropped
What They Want You to Think: Enigmatic
The Truth: Fat
Photo Type: Dude jamming on guitar
What They Want You to Think: He is in a popular band and rocks all the time
The Truth: Umemployed