I was reading a White paper written by Russell Buckley from mobhappy.com and there was an interesting joke inside so I thought I will share this.
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This all reminds me of a friend of mine, who I shall call Nick, because
that.s his name. When he gets very drunk and happens to be in a
restaurant, he calls the waiter over and asks for 15 eggs and 15 wine
glasses. The bemused waiter normally brings them and Nick spends about
20 minutes building a complicated pyramid of eggs and glasses. By this
time, most of the restaurant are watching in suspense.
Nick then announces that he.s going to pull the table cloth out and all the
eggs will break and fall neatly into their corresponding glasses. The
suspense is palpable as it would be truly amazing if he managed to pull
this trick off. With much theatre, Nicks grasps the table cloth, (even the
kitchen staff are watching now) and with a flourish, he yanks it hard.
Glasses and egg fly everywhere, coating the immediate vicinity in broken
glass and yolk. It.s also noticeable that not one egg has broken cleanly
into one glass. The restaurant is hushed in shock and Nick stares at the
wreckage. He then shakes his head and says, after a 4 second pause:
.It never works..."
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It never works...